Something funny

Saying that Mr. Carmody was obstinate, would be a tad mild. Pigs bowed when he passed and mules could have taken his correspondence course.
--P.G. Wodehouse, Money for Nothing

This is undoubtedly one of the funniest lines a human being, with a decent sense of humor, can find in a book. Try and visualize a fat man strutting into a barn, surrounded by bowing pigs and mules queueing up to join "Carmody Obstinacy Classes". Its absolutely hilarious and should make you rock with mirth. But if you don't laugh, don't curse me, I didnt write these lines, curse Wodehouse.
Cheers!