A painful episode

What, my dear friends, is more painful than having to perform a cross between the calypso and the bhangra (with Gabaru by Juggy D as the background music which, in my opinion, is a pretty decent Punjabi song as Punjabi songs go) to a jeering crowd of thirty-something at a party which was supposed to have wholesome fun, and not a place for such embarassing performances? This is what I had to do, much to my embarassment, and much to the pleasure of the pleasure-seeking evil-doers who planted that evil chit of paper. And frankly speaking, I'm no good at the Bhangra (inspite of being Punjabi), and don't even know how to do the Calypso. Talk about torturing a guy!
And what say you to acting like a sleepwalking-drunkard? Another unfortunate twit was subjected to this lowly "thing" (I use "thing" for wont of a better word)
And then actually being forced to go to a halwai and ask for the price of a TATA 407? I agree the TATA 407 is a decent automobile, and does its task with aplomb, but asking for its price at a halwai? Come now. An unfortunate dude actually had to do this.
And you can't not do the assigned "prank" without being called a spoilsport and loser. Such is life.
Beware!
So spoke that wise man, Dhruv Kumar, was his name.

I'm back to stay,

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renenwed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.

--My friend J.R.R Tolkein
I'm back, and I'm here to stay, so critics, wellwishers, haters, killer whales, birds, idle minds, idiots, and mankind in general, please take note.
The Idle Moi
What does one dao when the person in question has too much time on his hands for the comfort of his fellow human beings? When the person in question is Dhruv Kumar (that's me, in case you were wondering), then he watches movies. As studies haven't started in school, nor at The Agarwal Study Centre, I have a lot of free time on my hands. The effect being that I say Sarfarosh, Lakshya and Hitch all in one day.
If you haven't seen Sarfarosh, you're missing quite a bit. Brilliantly made, and Naseerudin Shah is exceptional, beyon brilliant. The movie is a much watch f you have any sense and feel that Aamir Khan, Naseerudin Shah and Sonali Bendre are any good.
All of them act well and the story is gripping.
As for Lakshya, most of you must have seen it. It was decent and good time pass in the first half.
Hitch, what can I say? Very entertaining. I'm not going to spoil the fun by telling you the story, the "dialogues" and the "tips". It's a good movie, and I'm not going to disclose anything else.
Events on the horizon
1. Tomorrow's match
2. First class at the Agarwal Study Centre on Thursday
3. The holiday on Monday means an essential visit to Priya.
4. More movies.
Parting Shots
Why are frogs green?
Why do Llamas have long necks?
Chew on these and wait with bated breath for my next entries which are about two very significiant places in my life, the Agarwal Study Centre and Priya (the Basant Lok Complex)
S'all for now (I think)
Good
Bye
People
As
I've
gotta
Go
--Me gone

No title.

Is it possible to misplace a keyboard? Most people don't think so, but I do as I've been through the painful experienc. And believe me, it is quite painful. And then finding it tucked under the bedsheet of a disused bed is also quite a shock. The above events explain my long and unexplained absense from blogosphere. But I promise to post AT LEAST THREE TIMES a week from now on as a rule, whether I have something to say or not.
As for the latest, this is what I have to say:-
1. School is finally open, and more boring than ever with pratically nothing of interest going on. And I'm finding it tough waking up early after such a long break from school (almost 4 months, phew thats alot!)
2. I've discovered that Jazzy B is actually Jaswinder Singh Bhains (courtesy GEMINEM)
3. Hemant Nigam of XI-F resembled 50 cent to a great degree. It's true. You've gotta see it to believe it.
4. Sanjay Aggarwal, proprietor and founder of The Aggarwal Study Centre, has told me that I'm too much into "masto" and I won't be able to "do" the eleventh, much to my disgust and chagrin.
5. One Mr. Khetrapal has taken it upon himself to make a nuisance of himself and oppose me wherever, wherever and however possible. And I'm sure, he'll make a great pest someday. He shoud consider it as a career option, because he's amongst the very best in the line. And a certain Douglas Malloch, I believe, said that you should be the very best of what you are.
6. Disco Inferno is a good song, but nowhere as good as In da Club. Speaking of In da Club, GEMINEM mentioned that 50 pence has come out with In Da CLub. This I've gotta hear.
7. Edward de Bono, contrary to popular opinion, is a big bore. And surprisingly this dude has written a book entitled "How to be more interesting". This dude can use a taste of his own medicine.
8. Why are frogs green? Do they have their own chlorophyll? Can they make theire own food? I've been thinking alot about it, and I finally asked Mr. Radhakrishan for a possible answer. He says its for camouflage. Does anyone care?
Thats
All
For
NOW
Irreproachable has no more to say.
He has silenced his critics.
Bye Bye.
Eat FooD!