Ending a conversation

Everyone has their own way of ending a conversation. Most often, it is abrupt. In this post I'm going to make a list of the most interesting ways to end a conversation.

Type 1: The Glare

Whenever Kavita Saxena, our Geography teacher, wishes to end a conversation she simply glares at the individual with whom she was conversing. Very very effective. Simple yet elegant. Makes a great statement.

Type 2: The Uthak-Bethak

Kaumudi Sharma, our Hindi teacher (I don't study Hindi, but she's our Class Teacher as well) normally doesn't end conversations. She normally oves 'em, because she's always "winning". But the moment she feels she's losing the "Battle" she orders the other party to do Uthak-Bethak. Absolutely lethal. No escape.

Type 3: Silence

Silence is put to unbelievably good use by my Math tutor. This is the most effective method of ending a conversation. If used effectively, this can strike a deathblow to even the most interesting conversations.

Type 4: The V.D. Agarwal Style

V.D. Agarwal has a unique style. And this is my personal favourite. Prior to the termination of the conversation, VDA's head starts turning crimson. His chest puffs up and at the same time he raises his left hand to the left of the year and brings it down upon the closest piece of furniture. It culminates with a shout of "OH YOU SHUT UP". Note the absense of any punctuation. Has been used intentionally as that is exactly how he says it.
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Dhruv Signing off.